Paywave Xmas Tax Bonus

The Taxmans Pocket Trick

· Random Circuits

Every tap hides a surcharge tax — draining your holiday money all year.

Christmas Eve is the perfect snapshot: millions of card taps, each skimming a few cents into the taxman’s bonus sack. But that’s just one day. Imagine those hidden surcharges stretched across every week, every grocery run, every café tap. In New Zealand and Australia, it’s not just festive spending — it’s your everyday holiday money quietly taxed all year long.

If you’re on a tight budget, every cent counts. So when a $5 coffee suddenly costs $5.20 because you tapped your card, it stings. But here’s the kicker: you’re not just paying the bank fee — you’re paying extra tax on it too.

That little PayWave surcharge? It’s not just a fee. In New Zealand and Australia, it’s treated as part of the sale — which means GST applies. Not because your coffee is worth more, but because the government collects tax on the surcharge itself.

A festive night market scene with glowing string lights, pohutukawa trees, and a Christmas tree. Shoppers carry red "+3c" bags. A grinning elf holds a card terminal while a large hand drops bags into a sack labeled "BONUS TAX." The image critiques hidden holiday surcharges.

☕ Same Coffee, Different Tax

• Cash payment: $5.00 → GST = $0.75

• Card payment with $0.20 surcharge: $5.20 → GST = $0.78

Difference: 3c more tax, just for using PayWave

The bank’s fee is GST-exempt. But once the retailer passes it on to you, it’s inside the GST net. Retailers beware: you’re expected to collect extra tax on a fee you don’t profit from — and that you didn’t pay GST on when the bank charged you.

Retro-style visual comparing cash and card payments for coffee. Each $5 cup sits beside its payment method: coins and notes on one side, a card on the other. The GST tags show the ripple effect — GST $ for cash, GST $$ for card.

📊 Christmas Eve: The Taxman’s Bonus Circuit

Christmas Eve: the taxman’s favourite holiday. Not for the carols or the lights, but for the millions of PayWave taps that quietly fatten his bonus. Here’s an estimate of what one day’s spending looks like…

• Total retail sales: NZ$200 million

• Average transaction: $50

• Card share: 60%

• Surcharge per card transaction: $0.20

Extra GST collected: ≈ NZ$72,000

That’s $72,000 in bonus tax — not from more goods sold, but from GST applied to surcharges. A ripple effect powered by PayWave.

Three cents on a coffee doesn’t sting much. But now imagine that same hidden tax bite on every single transaction you’ve made over the last 12 months. That’s not pocket change anymore — it’s serious coin siphoned off in GST you didn’t need to pay.

🌏 NZ vs AU vs UK

🇳🇿 New Zealand: GST applies to the surcharge.

🇦🇺 Australia: Same rule — surcharge inherits GST status.

🇬🇧 United Kingdom: Card surcharges banned since 2018. No extra VAT. Merchants absorb the fee.

🎁 The Punchline

• Customers: Pay more tax, but get no more value.

• Retailers: Collect GST on a fee you didn’t pay GST on.

NZ/AU Government: Quietly collects a bonus — powered by every tap.

In a cost‑of‑living crisis, those NZ/AU hidden surcharges aren’t harmless — they’re a systemic pickpocket. What makes them worse is how quietly they slip beneath notice, disguised as convenience and buried in every tap. The taxman doesn’t need to announce the bite when the system is designed to keep it hidden. If you want to stretch your money further, skip the PayWave tax grab: enter the PIN or use cash, and keep those extra cents in your pocket where they belong.

Tap by tap, the NZ/AU taxman picks your pocket — make your money stretch further. Celebrate summer, spend smart — stretch your money, dodge the PayWave tax grab.

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Sketch shows a customer paying for a coffee at a PayWave terminal, with a mischievous green holiday trickster grinning beside them and picking up a paper labeled “BONUS TAX” like it’s a money note.